←A single dad finds it too difficult to resist his horney teen daughter.
This pales in comparison, however, to having to explain about tampons and all the things that go along with that whole monthly song and dance.
And teaching a son to shave his face is one thing, but, trust me, teaching your daughter to shave her legs is something else entirely. I’m on the pill and we always used condoms.” “How long have you been on the pill? Anyway, that’s not the point.” I was relieved and somewhat hurt at the same time. ” “I know you probably don’t want to hear this, but I really liked having sex.” She was right, I didn’t want to hear it.
You might think I’d made it over the toughest hurdles of parenting a young girl through the journey into womanhood, and so did I, until my beautiful 18-year-old daughter came to me one day with an unexpected request. “And I really, really miss it.” I covered my ears and closed my eyes. I’m trying to tell you that I’m really horny and I need your help.” “I can’t hear you!
“Daddy, I need you to help me with something.” She always reverted to calling me “Daddy” when she wanted something from me, mainly because it always worked. Maybe this was just a bad dream and I would wake up any second. ” I tried to clap my hands back over my ears, but she held my wrists firm. But…but why…” She gave me one of her patented “how could you be so stupid” looks. ” Nicole was still holding onto my wrists and I was suddenly aware of how close she was.
My little girl was becoming a woman before I was ready. It took me a week to work up the nerve and to figure out what I was going to say.
I was as uncomfortable as I could be when I first sat her down, but Nicole’s natural curiosity and her open personality made what could have been a painfully awkward conversation into a special moment that actually brought us closer together. I tried to make it seem as normal as I could, but a father taking his daughter bra shopping for the first time makes for an unusual day at the mall.
“Well,” she continued, “I decided that with school, and getting ready for college, and soccer that I don’t really have time for a boyfriend right now.” “I love that plan,” I said and meant it. ” “Trust me, if I didn’t have to ask you I wouldn’t, but I need you to buy me a dildo.” “Huh? “I don’t…um…what…ah…” I was completely failing on every level. “I thought that maybe if I had a dildo it would feel more like I was having sex with a boy, and I would be able to concentrate on school stuff better instead of being so horny all the time.” “That all sounds very reasonable, my darling little princess, but you have to admit this isn’t the sort of thing a father ever wants to hear from his daughter.” “I know, I’m sorry.” She wrapped her arms around my neck and gave me a hug.
I could feel the softness of one of her breasts pressed against my shoulder. “It’s not like I have a mom around to ask for help with this kind of stuff.
“Just because I’m horny doesn’t make me a complete sex freak, Daddy. I wanted to be the cool dad and support my girl, but this was going to ruin me as a father.
“As long as you use it in moderation I don’t think you’ll need to worry about your sensitivity.” “Good, then I’ll get one that vibrates so I can use it on my clit.” She seemed to be deliberately using provocative language.
Oh, and it's a long one with more to come, and apologies for not breaking it down into chapters. Written by Dirty Minded Mom Being a single father has many challenges, especially when you have a daughter.