Spencer and Heidi haven't gotten any kind of lucrative photo deal, and Spencer blames Lauren Conrad."Well Lauren Conrad just blew it for us, having the worst selling magazine cover in the history of the publication. She's supposed to be the queen of Spencer's explanation for why Lauren Conrad won't do a reunion with them is, in light of his bitterness, pretty interesting.
Spencer's got my vote for having the most interesting and honest quotes.] next to their table.' Brody was a hardcore prince at the time."His first dance with Heidi was pretty good. "Heidi and Lauren had this pizza spot they used to go to after the clubs.
I swear to god, to this day, I've never seen two girls that could eat pizza faster at 3 a.m. I was just like, 'I need to join the Illuminati, it's my only chance.' There was a lot of dark energy, and I was looking for any way to counteract it. If I did any of that in an indie film, people would think I'm the new Jennifer Lawrence."He's living the dream right now. Every morning, I make two 32 gram shots of Zip Zinger espresso.
Then I go home, ice my old man knees, watch Apple TV, and tweet, because I don't have any actual friends to talk to. It [was] a hard balance and they just didn't show any of this.
Then Heidi and I will either get sushi or Mexican food and I'll have some tequila on ice. There was so much, but we were all great for a long time." belonged to their onscreen neighbor Enzo.
She doesn't need to do a reunion special if she doesn't want to. (To be clear, we don't think that Spencer and Heidi are actually planning to raise their kid to be a gold-digger) Spencer Pratt says that he and Ryan Gosling used to be neighbors who hung out, and that Ryan Gosling told him some chilling tales about Scientology. He wouldn't even call Brody on his birthday and he was in the valley. He was always bad as a human from what I saw as Brody's best friend.
Spencer says that he'd be okay if his unborn child grows up and wants to date Lauren's son, Liam. I personally will be targeting Kristin Cavallari's 0 million daughter for my son. "He told me a story about Scientology that has stuck with me for years. I had heard he had gotten hormone injections and all that but to me I was like, whatever, maybe that's Tuesday." It's incredibly rude to misgender someone or use their deadname, even if you're talking about why they suck.
You know, the recent Spencer Pratt has been relatively well-behaved.
Don't get us wrong, he's still the guy who blew through millions of dollars in a frighteningly short amount of time.
"Some people don't want to share any shine, they'd rather sit on their Instagram account." Maybe Lauren Conrad doesn't want to interact with someone who can't stand her.