No Ukrainian girl wants to be known as a slut who drops her panties for any foreign guy who ambles through town, so don’t expect her to give it up fast.
The flip side of this is that Ukrainian women are very easy to approach: on the street, online, everywhere.
Instead, I told her that I thought the country was “tragic”: while I liked the architecture and the museums, I thought the decaying sidewalks and crushing poverty was a sad sight.
In addition to not lying about your intentions, you shouldn’t lie in order to flatter her.
I owe this tip to Roosh and Kyle Trouble: when a girl asks you what you think of Ukraine—decaying, collapsing, deindustrializing Ukraine—and you tell her you love it, she’ll know you’re full of shit.
Due to Ukraine’s increasing poverty, Ukrainian women are unwilling to give themselves over in bed without something substantive in exchange: either a relationship in the case of normal girls, or money in the case of whores.
Additionally, in the specific case of Lviv, despite the city’s relatively large size, virtually all public activity is concentrated in the tiny area of Rynok Square and the Old Town, meaning that the city has a village-like atmosphere and gossip spreads quickly.
Being a man isn’t just a prerequisite for not getting taken advantage of—Ukrainian women bring the claws out on idiots and suckers—but also to make any progress with her, because…
I was only half-joking when I said that Tinder is where you go to find Ukrainian girls who will kiss you on the first date.
As a result, they’re going to interrogate you on the first date like Jack Bauer. While it’s not a good idea to tell them that you came to Ukraine specifically for the girls (if that’s what you’re there for), it’s possible to frame your answers in a way that satisfies her.
For example, when the girls I met asked me why I was in Ukraine, I told them “work,” which is technically true: just about everything I do counts as work since I typically write about it.
They’re looking for boyfriends and husbands, not sexy clowns to entertain them in between bouts of tapping on their i Phones.