" A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not darling? "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning." DEATH While walking along the pavement in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.Lets just get our fingers out of our arses thinking that we humans are the centre of the universe. The IT industry must be back in the boom times if this entry is any indicator.
There's enough mail this week to go and start a whole other site but what fun would that be for me... Thanks however go to everyone who has filled my box. Yo Orsm, Big fan of your site, not so much a fan of the ignorant shit people seem fond of sending you.
Every email is welcome no matter how many times I've seen it or how grossly offensive it is. In this case, the anti-Muslim crap that you get from those who just want to demonize all Muslims based on the actions of Muslim extremists.
The Pakistani Cricket team's hotel burnt down last night.
Police are still trying to establish who threw the match. He comes back with "Does the farmer know you've got out?
The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago! The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. You guessed it - her share of the lotto winnings...
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one? " ORSM VIDEO One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?? NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?In its earliest years, the school provided academic preparation for students from Southern West Virginia who were bound for West Virginia University. Involves temporary placement with public or private enterprise for professional competence development.